OUR TEAM

MEET THE THREE MUSKETEERS!

HOST OF THE SHOW:

Name: Zayn M-(Not Malik)

Age: Under The Drinking Age

Characteristics: Stubby

Passions: Highly passionate about random stuff.

REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE:

Name: Zac Ben10

Age: Under The Drinking Age

Characteristics: Stupid Blonde

Passions: Highly passionate about abortion.

DEMOCRATIC REPRESENTATIVE:

Name: James Law-Abiding-Citizen

Age: Under The Drinking Age

Characteristics: Leftist Scum

Passions: Highly passionate about nothing as he is boring and has no life.